Jackie Loeb
If you really wanted to be Shocked and Awed, this is your act!
Punching out gags so fast, even the
most tuned in people can't keep up.
Come and see why so many people are calling her
one of the best performers Oz has to offer.
You will see all your favourite music artists in a different light after her gig!
"If they only recorded it like that"!!!!

Chris Radburn
A man who took up smoking in order to get a
"Quit Smoking" TV commercial!
That's the price performers will pay to get a gig!
Now, I can get him really cheap because he has a
smoking addiction he needs to feed!!
Top act! This show is BIG!!!!
Chris will be BIG!!!!!
That’s if the smoking doesn’t get to him 1st!!!

Cam Knight
You might know him as the host of
The Comedy Channel's "Stand Up Australia".
I know him as the guy who still owes me $20 he lent for a cab home
one night at The Sackville.
If he doesn't read this blurb, I will be deducting it from his pay!!
If this show wasn't big enough already, Cam now joins it!!
To follow a line up from the previous month, you need to make sure it's good!!
This line up ROCKS!!!!!

Dave Jory
A cross between “Lex Luthor” and a white “Thierry Henry”,
Dave is a cunning comedian who has been known to
kick soccer balls into the crowd!
Bring a hard hat if you are sitting up the front!! I joke!!!!
In such little time Dave has been snapped up by multiple TV and
Radio people with his unique wit.

Jonas Holt
Try and talk more than this guy! I challenge you!!
Have you ever seen one of those machines that crush a
4 wheel drive into a Rubix Cube?
Well Jonas crushes a 2 hour show into 25 minutes!
The best thing the "Red Bull Energy Drink" market's seen since it was invented
This guy is so charged up, after every show people approach him with
"Who's your coke dealer??? He has the real shit"!!!
I couldn't imagine how insane this guy would be if he were to actually do drugs!!!

TBA

Chris Franklin
Some of you may remember Chris from his No.1 song "Bloke".
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocka, and me acts a F%#*n' shocker........
As long as you don’t remember him for his other attempted tracks!
The only person in history make a Radiators song sound worse!!
He also lived in Magnetic Island, coz he believed the TV show "Lost" was real!
Poor misguided boy!!
In all honesty folks, this is truly one funny man!!
An absolute must see. And best of all it's a free show!!!

Ray Badran
No... This is not the guy from the movie "Slumdog Millionaire".
Ray Badran is one of the best new comedians out there.
Not coz he is good, coz there are some shockers getting gigs at the moment!
This man (not a word of lies) is the Australian Strawberry Eating Champion!!
What????? Nothing better to do.......
Seriously, come and see why he is really getting a name in the industry
as a rising star!!!

TBA

Gina Yashere
Gina is almost confirmed to be appearing at The Crowie in April or May!!
We are just working out the fine details right now!!
This is such a fantastic International act, it will most likely not be on the regular 1st Thursday of the month. It will be a seperate BONUS show!!!

Akmal Saleh

That Guy from
"System of a Down"