TBA

Rash
A show with Jackie deserves the best MC money can buy.
Seeing how Jackie cost us an arm and leg, Rash was all we could afford!!
I Joke, I Joke. We could have bought better,
but Left of Centertainment are greedy!
In all honesty, for my mind, this is one of the best,
if not the best MC's Australia has to offer.
Be aware, he will ask you out. Girl, Boy or Table.
You got legs, you'll do!!

Fridgy
When Steve Philp and Simon Kennedy both say
"Book this guy" it means one of three things.
He is Good, he's worked on Triple M (where they're obligated by contract to compliment one another, despite their true feelings)
Or, he owes both of them money. Well, in this case all 3 are correct!!
Truly a super performer!!!
Take a quick look at Fridgy's bio. You'll see he's the REAL DEAL!!!!

Dave Eastgate
One look at Dave and you know this gig is gonna ROCK!!!!!
A man who will come at you 4 Million Miles an Hour with
some of the funniest songs you'll ever hear!
This truly is one good thing that has come out of Queensland!!
Recently supporting comedy genius "Ross Noble", not a word of lies,
he had to perform in the foyer!! They were scared he was that good!!!
Nothing in life is a sure bet, except this guy!!!

Matt Dyktynski
Try saying that name 5 times really drunk!
Actually, try saying it once straight, I'll give you 2 Big Macs!!!
A comic who has done gigs everywhere in the world including Poland!
Didn't think that was possible!!!!
He has performed in front of the Prince of Wales (Not "Charles" himself),
The Prince of Wales Hotel. Another act on the bill who likes a drink!!
Come out for this one folks. It's 5 STAR Entertainment!
There's too many GREAT acts in this show!!

Cam Knight
You might know him as the host of
The Comedy Channel's "Stand Up Australia".
I know him as the guy who still owes me $20 he lent for a cab home
one night at The Sackville.
If he doesn't read this blurb, I will be deducting it from his pay!!
If this show wasn't big enough already, Cam now joins it!!
A very, very, very funny man!!
This line up ROCKS!!!!! Literally!!!!!

Chris Franklin
Some of you may remember Chris from his No.1 song "Bloke".
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocka, and me acts a F%#*n' shocker........
As long as you don’t remember him for his other attempted tracks!
The only person in history make a Radiators song sound worse!!
He also lived in Magnetic Island, coz he believed the TV show "Lost" was real!
Poor misguided boy!!
In all honesty folks, this is truly one funny man!!
An absolute must see. And best of all it's a free show!!!

Dave Jory
A cross between “Lex Luthor” and a white “Thierry Henry”,
Dave is a cunning comedian who has been known to
kick soccer balls into the crowd!
Bring a hard hat if you are sitting up the front!! I joke!!!!
In such little time Dave has been snapped up by
multiple TV and Radio people with his unique wit!

Darren Sanders
Normally acts this good are hard to get on The Pioneers's budget..
In the case of Darren Sanders, he has over 32 children in
14 different countries he had to get
Christmas presents for!
One of Australia's best (comics that is!)
appearing on "Rove" as well as
"The Comedy Channel" and just about every other TV and Radio station
in Oz, see him on the 29th while he needs the money!

Tommy Dean
The best comedians in the world are the best at playing console video games.
Tommy is no exception! This is why he is hard to get for a gig.
Of all the buttons on his Playstation 3, his "Pause" does not work!
Just like his highest score in "Guitar Hero III" (and he has the hair to match),
HE WILL bedazzle you!!
Improv comedy does not get any better than this.
Penrith, you are in for a treat!!!

Simon Kennedy
The man behind the voice!
Able to replicate the sounds of any person from "Russell Crowe"
to people we don't know, he has probably invented???
He's a little Cookooooooo!!!
But, he is one of the best acts in the country.
You may remember him from the Nova 969 show
"The Show With No Name", but then again
he might have been impersonating himself????

Ray Badran
No... This is not the guy from the movie "Slumdog Millionaire".
Ray Badran is one of the best new comedians out there.
Not coz he is good, coz there are some shockers getting gigs at the moment!
This man (not a word of lies) is the Australian Strawberry Eating Champion!!
What????? Nothing better to do.......
Seriously, come and see why he is really getting a name in the industry.
This show has 2 veterans and an absolute rising star!!!